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All covers by Matthew Revert with the exception of Berzerkoids (art by Bill Hauser)  Battering the Stem (Pierre Llogia with Matthew Revert) and Retch (Justin Coons)


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Omega Gray

By Seb Doubinsky

When professor Todd Bailer embarked on a psychedelic quest to discover if the land of the Dead really existed, he had no idea he would threaten the cosmic balance of the universe by triggering a real-estate conquest of the new Frontier. Now, helped with a motley crew of living and dead, he must makes things right before it’s too late…


Peter Adam Salomon

PseudoPsalms: Saints v. Sinners

Bram Stoker nominated author Peter Adam Salomon has laid bare the intricate horrors of the human condition in this poetic compilation; PseudoPsalms: Saints v. Sinners. Exploring the eternal human struggle for salvation, where the light and the dark create shadows, shrouding poetry. This is where angels fear to tread, a damned liturgy for the twenty-first century, exposing the sins of the saints, psalms of a false prophet.



By MP Johnson

In the first short story collection from Wonderland Book Award-winning author MP Johnson, disgusting little toys become the key to a father regaining his son’s love, a caterpillar crosses dimensions via peoples’ insides, punk rock blaring from a woman’s breast leads to her gruesome self destruction, a grizzled hardcore singer travels through time to save his future child, a drag queen goes to battle against her childhood teddy bear and more. These stories are so shockingly, oozingly awesome, you just have to read ‘em all!


Elusive Plato

By Rhys Hughes

The last in a long decadent line of piratical Spanish eccentrics, Bartleby Cadiz grows up in isolation to be as mad, bad and metaphysical as his ancestors. But he feels there is something different about him. What can it be? At last the doubloon drops. He is a lesbian trapped in a man’s body! This realization starts him off on a grotesque voyage of discovery full of ironic transformations, implausible insights and bizarre betrayals, as he quests for true love in a world where friendship is only a theory. But not until an arcane giraffe lures him to a disastrous alchemical redemption will the questions about the farcical nightmare that is his existence find the answers they require…




By David Bernstein

What would you do if you were cursed to puke right before you reached orgasm? You’d do anything, right? (You know you would.)

Find out what one wealthy, good-looking, playboy will do to try to end his abhorrent curse.



By Jamie Grefe

From Jamie Grefe, author of Domo ArigaDIE!!! (Rooster Republic Press), The Mondo Vixen Massacre (Eraserhead Press), and the man responsible for the official novelizations of Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington’s Adult Swim series Decker: Classified and Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, comes a double-novella nightmare of fevered desire gone mad, trans-dimensional horror, and brain-smearing sensationalism.

In Static, a bewildered man stumbles through a hellish desert-mansion orgy in search of the woman he loves only to find a deranged complexity of fleshy doom, seedy motel rooms full of secrets, and the struggle to overcome the priestly fingers of fate’s sadism.

Orgone mesmerizes readers into the psychomagical world of a post-apocalyptic performance artist who takes vengeance on a spiritual assassin who may have murdered his wife, but when his vengeance awakens a mythical beast, the giant corpse of his dead wife, and Dr. Wilhelm Reich himself, he must harness the power of orgone energy to obliterate the trauma of his past.

With original illustrations by Luke Spooner, this is a literary experience not to be missed.


Battering the Stem

By Bob Freville

It’s going to be a long, hellish day on Utica Ave. The employees of Brooklyn’s seediest soul food joint, Clayvon’s King Prawn Chicken N’ Biscuit, have a mysterious new patron: Edgerin. Called a “vagrant” and a “beggar”, he’s got a thing or two to learn them in the delicate art of begging…

Within twenty four tense, bloody hours, all the filthy secrets buried under the nail beds of the Clayvon staff are revealed in this darkly comic urban crime story from author Bob Freville.


Wonder Weavers

By Matt Bialer


 Starting in the fall of 1896, something very strange was going on in the night skies of the western United States.  Newspapers and law enforcement were inundated with reports of bizarre machines flying over cities and towns, mostly in Texas.  There are thousands of accounts in the newspapers from that time; no one knew what to make of them then, and today in the 21st century, we still don’t.  There were also numerous reports of odd people or figures manning the airships of unknown origin and speaking in unfamiliar languages.  What was going on?  Were people on the ground just making up these stories or do we have a case of multiple witnesses to a major secret event occurring years before the Wright Brothers? 

Matt Bialer, poet of the weird and unexplained, grapples with the mystery in his epic poem, WONDER WEAVERS.  The narrator of the poem is writing a book on the subject while at the same time helping his extremely shy teenage son prepare a book report on HG Wells’ INVISIBLE MAN. He is also continuing his never-ending search for his long lost missing brother who loved airplanes and who first told him about the Wonder Weavers. 

Then the key to the mystery of the airships is possibly found:  A series of large old scrap books of esoteric drawings, collages and watercolors of these unreal flying machines are found at a garbage dump.  The books are from another time and possibly even another realm.  They turn out to be the creation of a reclusive old Prussian butcher who lived in Texas in the 1890s named Charles Dellschau.  The drawings have German and some sort of code in them and many references to a “Sonora Aero Club.”  The object here is to crack the code; the code of human ingenuity. And to soar to the heights of exhilaration and imagination and maybe something even well beyond.


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